North
Korea, or specifically, Kim Jong Un, appears to be trying to find a reset
button for dealing with the global community, or in particular, with the United
States. But time may have passed the pudgy-cheeked little dictator by and left
him in the ditch. After all, it’s hard to move from espousing the bright red
LAUNCH button on your desk for one that quietly reads, reset, adjust rhetoric, kiss baby.
Why,
you ask in a civil tone and with eyebrows properly furrowed, would Kim Jong Un
even want a reset? After all, he is a third generation murderous lunatic who
kills his former supporters and relatives with everything from mortar shells to
bullets. He starves his population, feeds mainly the military that feverishly
applauds his every decision, and runs the harshest political prisons this side
of, well, everywhere. He survives by threat, bluster, and the occasional attack
on shipping or the border that separates the two Koreas. “He is the poster boy
for crazy,” you state with finality and flaring nostrils.
But
what if, I ask with all due respect, that if under that outlandish and possibly
irretrievable haircut, there lurks a plan, or dare I say it, an endgame? And
what if that endgame was simply the ability to wage nuclear war and the means
to wage it on foreign soil? If that is the case, then the little demon has
achieved his goal, and no amount of negative publicity, American or United
Nations’ sanctions will get that ability out of his hands.
But
now what? Having nuclear capability doesn’t mean you can use it. On the
contrary, if you use yours, then the real super powers will use theirs, and it
is the end of the line for a one-trick-nuclear-pony. No, the only benefit of
nuclear capability is the rational understanding that no sane nation wants to
see that capability exercised. This
is why Kim wanted to meet with the South Koreans regarding the Winter Olympics.
This is why the verbal salvos to Trump have been more muted. Kim Jong Un is now
ready to walk on the international stage as an equal, as a part of the global
community, to have his say in world affairs, to make trade agreements and other
treaties. And all of this goes hand-in-hand with the understanding that other
nuclear have-nots will see North Korea as the global banker whose nuclear
expertise can be bought. And on the other side of the coin, the Western powers
will have to court Kim Jong Un to keep him in line and his arsenal unpilfered
by such louts as Hamas or ISIS.
But
then there is the ditch that I mentioned earlier, the one that history may have
already planned for the likes of Kim Jong Un. You remember the recent fiasco in
Hawaii over the non-existent incoming missile that convinced Jim Carrey he was
down to just ten minutes to live. (In only ten minutes, how do you reconcile your self-worth
with Dumb and Dumber To in the
equation?) More importantly, it scared
the living daylights out of millions of people and probably pushed the
inevitability factor toward the front of the military planning scenario.
The
planning meetings might proceed in this vein. The Hawaii event demonstrates
that we have millions of Americans that truly live in fear of a madman in North
Korea. Without any known plan of his own, Kim Jong Un now knows that we were
basically unprepared to massively retaliate for a perceived strike. Now, since
we also realize that Kim Jong Un will think in this manner, our determination
to retaliate moves closer to the trigger. But more importantly, we know that a
nuclear exchange will be messy. But then, we think, the exchange could be
manageable or, possibly not at all, if we strike them first? And of course,
this same thought worms its way through the bad haircut and into the brain of Kim
Jong Un. You know, the same guy who may or may not be, a mad man.